Saturday, 12 January 2013

Nu Zilland

The New Zealand chapter

There has been a long absence since our last blog and I would love to blame it on the fact that my husband and father have both been hospitalised in that time, or that I have been so busy trailing the miniature terrorist organisation which is my delicious, but archetypal two year old, nephew however the truth is that I have simply been living the high life in New Zealand. And what a frivolous couple of months it has been, one of machine-washing our clothes, one of sunbathing without an audience of men (this one applies a little more to me than Hamish), one of copious amounts of cold Speight’s and sparkling Sauvignon, and one of drinking water from the tap with careless abandon.

In early November I left Hamish in Nepal, to do a Mountain Medicine diploma, and flew back to NZ. En route I had my first taste of Hong Kong – what an amazing city but more on that in another blog – and packed to the hilt with clutches and handbags I returned to the motherland with summer social fever. After a particularly large weekend at the Christchurch races my hangover bravely marched into midweek leaving me in great fear that I had lost my game. Luckily this wasn’t that case and after a routinely frustrating telephone call to Hamish in Nepal he suggested I be tested for giardia and what do you know, the man must be a real doctor after all.

A few evenings later I got one of those telephone calls that you don’t want when your husband is climbing glaciers in the Everest region. “Hi Jess it’s Hamish, everything’s fine but I am in hospital”. Well everything must be fine then. He had been flown out at first light by helicopter and was being rushed into surgery with appendicitis. Since he didn’t die of appendicitis (I am not even sure if that’s possible?) or from a dodgy surgery infection I have taken up bullying him for getting a 12 year old boys illness, but at the time it was pretty bloody scary.

It hasn’t all been appendicitis and giardia though, there was a weekend soaking in the Hamner Springs hot pools, a tour of the South Island including penguin, seal and albatross spotting, not to mention the best blue cod either of us had ever eaten. Mum’s 60th birthday and Christmas Carols were held in the Horse and Hound (for those of you who are not familiar with the Horse and Hound it is the pub Dad has built in the limestone stable on our farm). Hamish and I became godparents, shocking I know (!), to the gorgeous Dominic Newlands while his brother William, the previously mentioned terrorist, tried to drown him in the font. Many would argue that at two years of age a child isn’t sure of his or her religious orientation but after William’s show I am wondering if perhaps he is an atheist?

New Year was celebrated in the North Island with some of my university friends and followed by quick trips to the Bay of Islands and Waiheke Island where we stayed with friend’s parents who fed and watered us so well that we were both reluctant to leave. I have never given the North Island the credit that it is due, it has some stunning beaches and with the population about five the times of the South Island you are far less likely to have an awkward encounter with an ex boyfriend, should that be an issue for you.

And here we are at last, on the plane to Zambia for the next leg of our adventures. I really have no idea what we are getting ourselves in for and am swinging between excitement of the adventures ahead and full blown terror at the unknown. We will land in our new home, Livingstone, on Thursday and set off for our first medical clinic on Sunday. There is currently only one other doctor out there, sometimes there is up to six, so it really is going to be full on but luckily for everyone I have almost mastered using a stethoscope so I imagine I will be invaluable to the team.

We plan to be in Zambia for four months before travelling overland through Namibia, with Hamish’s parents, to South Africa. I promise to try and keep the blog updates a little more regular from now on. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all x